Job

“The only serious question in life is whether to kill yourself or not.”
― Albert Camus

“I hope, Cecily, I shall not offend you if I state quite frankly and openly that you seem to me to be in every way the visible personification of absolute perfection.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“Go dangle your withered parts over the toilet!' Ignatius screamed savagely.”
― John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces