Jamie

“If you have pain in your ass, it doesn’t mean you have done something wrong, but it’s probably because you’re wearing your little brother’s underwear.”
― Waheed Ibne Musa, Johnny Fracture

“You know why you can’t assemble enough money?” he said looking at his tin. “Not because you don’t know how to perform, but because you’re ignorant of the style of drawing money out of the people’s pockets. How can you get the tips if you don’t know the tricks? I beheld a busker once that had no talent, but he enchanted people with his words. He often said to the passers-by, ‘Please give generously. I could be out robbing houses…yours, for example.’ Even a cootie-catcher girl busks more than you.”
― Waheed Ibne Musa, Johnny Fracture

“If an angry bull is running toward you, and your pants become wet despite holding the red cloth, make sure the other side of the cloth is white.”
― Waheed Ibne Musa, Johnny Fracture

“You can’t hide what you are. We can pretend a lot, but our inside is reflected through some aspect of our character, and that inside is either good or bad.”
― Waheed Ibne Musa, Johnny Fracture