“...you stick that up your ass, you stinky hooker whore, Flossie said back to her. No Flossie, we don't call Ruby a stinky hooker whore while we're at the table.”
― The Calamity Club
― The Calamity Club
“stopper,” Flossy whispered to me. When I showed no response, Ruby said, “Salami skin.” Nothing. “Lover cover?” Flossy said. “Throbbin’ hood?” She blinked at me. “Wienerhosen? Cock sock?”
― The Calamity Club
― The Calamity Club
“I wonder what those ladies would do if a retard leper Jew walked in the door.”
― The Calamity Club
― The Calamity Club
“Hey! Hitch them titties up like I taught you to!” I hitched them as taught, and the ladies drove away.”
― The Calamity Club
― The Calamity Club
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