Carson

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”
― Abraham Lincoln

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
― William Shakespeare, As You Like It

“Turn your wounds into wisdom.”
― Oprah Winfrey