billyboneshaker

“Under Colonel Korn's rule, the only people permitted to
ask questions were those who never did.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

“The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“Stupid people are dangerous.”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games