Sarah

“When I bleat here on page seventeen, do you want me to just bleat or to really let go and ‘bleat, bleat’? ” I asked. “I feel like ‘bleat, bleating,’ but if Mother/Destroyer is going to be crawling through the birth canal of concertina wire, I don’t want to steal focus, you know what I mean?” He did. That was the scary part, that someone understood me.”
― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

“Most people treat the present moment as if it were an obstacle that they need to overcome. Since the present moment is Life itself, it is an insane way to live.”
― John C. Parkin, F**k It - Do What You Love

“This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants