Jessica

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
― Robert Orben

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.”
― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

“Imma do the things that i wanna do, I ain't gotta thing to prove to you. I'll eat my candy with my pork and beans, Excuse my manners if i cause a scene. I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like, im fine and dandy with the me inside. One look in the mirror and im tickled pink. I don't give a hoot about what you think!”
― Weezer

“I'm alergic to dying, I break out in a bad case of death every time it happenes."
-Wally McDoogle”
― Bill Myers, My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord