Crystal

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“A friend said to me, “Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro.” It’s when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you’d be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
― Sheng Wang

“Holy freaking moly! Harvard really was well endowed!”
― N.M. Silber, The Law of Attraction

“I want more than a one-nighter with a meal plan.”
― N.M. Silber, The Law of Attraction