Marisa M

“She wondered if all the firsts in her life would go by so quickly, and be forgotten just as quickly.”
― Judy Blume, Summer Sisters

“To Colin, tampons were a little bit like grizzly bears; he was aware of their existence, but he 'd never seen one in the wild, and didn't really care to.”
― John Green, An Abundance of Katherines

“You’re an asshole, you know that? Stick your finger up your butt and take a whiff. That’s you. A piece of shit!”
― Judy Blume, In the Unlikely Event

“Catfish always drink alcoholic ether if begged, for every catfish enjoys heightened intoxication; gross indulgence can be calamitous, however; duly, garfish babysit for dirty catfish children, helping catfish babies get instructional education just because garfish get delight assisting infants’ growth and famously inspire confidence in immature catfish, giving experience (and joy even); however, blowfish jeer insightful garfish, disparaging inappropriately, doing damage, even insulting benevolent, charming, jovial garfish, hurting and frustrating deeply; joy fades but hurt feelings bring just grief; inevitable irritation hastens feeling blue; however, jovial children declare happiness, blowfishes’ evil causes dejection, blues; accordingly, always glorift jolly, friendly garfish!”
― John Green