Jonathan Gierman

“Annie taught me that orphanages were a blast and being rich is the only thing that matters. Grease taught me being in a gang is nonstop fun and you need to dress sexier to have any chance of keeping a guy interested.”
― Amy Poehler, Yes Please

“Turn right on here and then go straight.” “No,” Jennifer scolded. “Go forward.” Yes, go forward. Go straight and you end up at Applebee’s, probably.”
― Tim Anderson, Sweet Tooth: A Memoir

“To hear Chip talk you’d think every Nebraskan male knows how to put a horseshoe on a mule. They know how to bring forth grain from dirt, or what a combine harvester is. They get what happens to that brought-forth grain, the steps before the Cheerios. The women knit long underwear and are adept at fruit canning.”
― Lydia Millet, Mermaids in Paradise

“Mind who you love. For that matter, mind how you are loved.”
― Julia Glass, Three Junes