Ieva

“There’s a difference between being a class act and being classy. Peeing off the side of a jeep doesn’t mean you’re not classy, it just means you’re a free spirit with a small bladder.”
― Chelsea Handler, Uganda Be Kidding Me

“Just one punch. In the eyeball. With a spoon.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“Ever killed anyone with a spoon?" she asked him.
"Uhhh..."
"Me neither, but I'm thinking of trying.”
― Rob J. Hayes, The Heresy Within

“How is it possible that suffering that is neither my own nor of my concern should immediately affect me as though it were my own, and with such force that is moves me to action?”
― Arthur Schopenhauer