“People who insist on being addressed as “doctor” because they have Ph.D.’s, as if these degrees represent an important achievement, rather than a reluctance to leave college;”
― I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
― I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
“Almost half of the people over 40 believe they look younger than they are. This says something important about older Americans. We have terrible eyesight.”
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“Oh, I'm not saying that alcohol is perfect. It has caused its share of problems. Russia is only one example.”
― I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
― I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
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