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“People who insist on being addressed as “doctor” because they have Ph.D.’s, as if these degrees represent an important achievement, rather than a reluctance to leave college;”
― I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
― I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
“A smile is the best makeup a girl could wear”
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“Almost half of the people over 40 believe they look younger than they are. This says something important about older Americans. We have terrible eyesight.”
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“Oh, I'm not saying that alcohol is perfect. It has caused its share of problems. Russia is only one example.”
― I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
― I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
“Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”
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