Urfinjoos

“Oh, I'm not saying that alcohol is perfect. It has caused its share of problems. Russia is only one example.”
― Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood

“Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”
― Dave Barry

“The best way to learn Japanese is to be born as a Japanese baby, in Japan, raised by a Japanese family.”
― Dave Barry

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
― Dave Barry