Allison

“The iguana was not invited.”
― Laini Taylor, Muse of Nightmares

“Kitchens and women were both subjects that simply did not intrigue him.”
― Laini Taylor, Muse of Nightmares

“This was a game that kill could not win—or, if it did, it would be an unbearable win that destroyed the very meaning of winning.”
― Laini Taylor, Muse of Nightmares

“I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who in Hamlet jokes, so this is just me getting it out of the way early, to avoid the rush...
"To be, or not to be, that is the question. Weeelll.... More of A question really. Not THE question. Because, well, I mean, there are billions and billions of questions out there, and well, when I say billions, I mean, when you add in the answers, not just the questions, weeelll, you're looking at numbers that are positively astronomical and... for that matter the other question is what you lot are doing on this planet in the first place, and er, did anyone try just pushing this little red button?”
― Neil Gaiman