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“I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.”
― The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life
― The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life
“Goddamnit I've never been the "pretty friend..." She's the one who wears the perfect eyeliner, it never gathers like a crowd in her tear ducts to create a grapefruit-size ebony eye booger. The one who can wear a bodysuit, sit down in it, and not have rolls of fat cascading over her belt. The one who can eat a sandwich or hamburger and not wind up with lipstick on the bun or on her chin. The one who can actually eat in front of other people and not have food, like coleslaw, hanging from her lip or shooting out of her mouth, landing on the plates of other diners. She never spits when she talks. She sleeps with her mouth shut and never drools. She doesn't pick at her face. And she never, ever has to take a shit.”
― The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life
― The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life
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