Shrey

“A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.'

That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
― Benjamin Disraeli

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.”
― Billy Wilder

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination.”
― Andrew Lang

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
― Mae West