Pratik Patil

“In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.”
― Neil Gaiman, Fragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders

“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ”
― Betty Friedan

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa