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“You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.”
― Rodrick Rules
― Rodrick Rules
“See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.”
― The Ugly Truth
― The Ugly Truth
“So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.”
― Cabin Fever
― Cabin Fever
“For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear.”
― The Ugly Truth
― The Ugly Truth
“There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein.
But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for kids.
Dad must have known that picture kind of freaked me out, because one night after I got out of bed, Dad said: "IF YOU GET OUT OF BED AGAIN TONIGHT, YOU'LL PROBABLY RUN INTO SHEL SILVERSTEIN IN THE HALLWAY."
That really did the trick, Ever since then, I STILL don't get out of bed at night, even if I really need to use the bathroom.”
― The Last Straw
But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for kids.
Dad must have known that picture kind of freaked me out, because one night after I got out of bed, Dad said: "IF YOU GET OUT OF BED AGAIN TONIGHT, YOU'LL PROBABLY RUN INTO SHEL SILVERSTEIN IN THE HALLWAY."
That really did the trick, Ever since then, I STILL don't get out of bed at night, even if I really need to use the bathroom.”
― The Last Straw
Luke’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Luke’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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49 friends
36 books
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37 friends
46 books
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53 friends
76 books
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63 friends
22 books
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36 friends
95 books
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60 friends
59 books
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55 friends
72 books
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46 friends
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