Jesse Davidson

“Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.”
― Jane Austen

“Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. What other choice is there?”
― Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You

“*Okay, you make eating hos sound pretty. talk poetry to me, writer boy.*”
― Christopher Moore, The Risk of Infidelity Index