Jesse Davidson

“Author's Warning

If you're buying this book as a gift for your grandma or a kid, you should be aware that it contains cusswords as well as tasteful depictions of cannibalism and people in their forties having sex. Don't blame me. I told you.”
― Christopher moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

“Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. What other choice is there?”
― Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You

“*Okay, you make eating hos sound pretty. talk poetry to me, writer boy.*”
― Christopher Moore, The Risk of Infidelity Index