Bobbi

“It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.”
― Robert Benchley

“The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture finished and put inside boxes.”
― Dave Barry, The Taming of the Screw

“The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.”
― Martin Mull

“Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. ”
― Erma Bombeck