Bobbi

“With hair, heels, and attitude, honey, I am through the roof.”
― Rupaul

“Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.”
― Evan Esar

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”
― Rodney Dangerfield

“The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture finished and put inside boxes.”
― Dave Barry, The Taming of the Screw