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“Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. ”
― Robert Benchley

“In youth, it was a way I had,
To do my best to please.
And change, with every passing lad
To suit his theories.

But now I know the things I know
And do the things I do,
And if you do not like me so,
To hell, my love, with you.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Complete Poems of Dorothy Parker

“A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.”
― Robert Benchley

“What fresh hell is this?”
― Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker