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“In youth, it was a way I had,
To do my best to please.
And change, with every passing lad
To suit his theories.

But now I know the things I know
And do the things I do,
And if you do not like me so,
To hell, my love, with you.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Complete Poems of Dorothy Parker

“What fresh hell is this?”
― Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker

“Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.”
― Dorothy Parker

“A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.”
― Robert Benchley