Bex

“The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to
think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy.
- Wally's Keynote Speech
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― Scott Adams

“The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.”
― Scott Adams, Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland

“Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational
things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the
principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.”
― Scott Adams

“Most poetry just confounds me. I really want to like it, but I can't help thinking it's a hoax. (p. 24)”
― Stephan Pastis, Sgt. Piggy's Lonely Hearts Club Comic: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury