Karen

“Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.”
― Mae West

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'

Homer Simpson”
― Matt Groening

“My brain? That's my second favorite organ.”
― Woody Allen

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe