Raymond Brooks

“Don't be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be.”
― PewDiePie

“Pretending to be normal is draining and requires amazing amounts of energy and Xanax. In fact, I should probably charge money to all the normal people to simply not go to your social functions and ruin them”
― Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

“I’d convinced myself that girls are like small bears: cute to look at, but far too dangerous to have lunch with.”
― Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

“Even when everything’s going your way you can still be sad.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things