Raymond Brooks

“Don't be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be.”
― PewDiePie

“A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they're the ones who helped you put them there."
And sometimes, if you're really lucky, they help you dig them back up.”
― Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

“Pretty much everyone hates high school. It's a measure of your humanity, I suspect. If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both. Those things aren't mutually exclusive, you know. I've tried to block out the memory of my high school years, but no matter how hard you try, it's always with you, like an unwanted hitchhiker. Or herpes. I assume...”
― Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

“I’d convinced myself that girls are like small bears: cute to look at, but far too dangerous to have lunch with.”
― Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir