“Authorities! Permits! Insurance! How I yearn for the days when a man could just bust loose, tear around and get what needs to be done, done.”
― King Kong vs. Tarzan
― King Kong vs. Tarzan
“Horniness and hunger are the actual elements that determine a groundhog’s behavior when it emerges in winter from months of hibernation.”
― Extraordinary Origins of Everyday Things
― Extraordinary Origins of Everyday Things
“It was in America that Santa put on weight.”
― Extraordinary Origins of Everyday Things
― Extraordinary Origins of Everyday Things
“Love does not mean she gets to ride the bulldozer while you lay in the street.”
― Lesbian Bedtime Stories
― Lesbian Bedtime Stories
“But then there is no love in the land of Midian—only religion, which preaches love and practices hate.”
― Tarzan Triumphant
― Tarzan Triumphant
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