“It was in America that Santa put on weight.”
― Extraordinary Origins of Everyday Things
― Extraordinary Origins of Everyday Things
“I stopped believing in forever years and years ago-but every breakup hurt me anyway. Every woman who left took part of me with her. Maybe I wasn't too full with the past-maybe I was just too empty. I just didn't know if I had anything left.”
― Lesbian Bedtime Stories 2
― Lesbian Bedtime Stories 2
“I wanted happiness that wasn't innocence. I wanted romance that wasn't tragedy.”
― Lesbian Bedtime Stories 2
― Lesbian Bedtime Stories 2
“Horniness and hunger are the actual elements that determine a groundhog’s behavior when it emerges in winter from months of hibernation.”
― Extraordinary Origins of Everyday Things
― Extraordinary Origins of Everyday Things
“Authorities! Permits! Insurance! How I yearn for the days when a man could just bust loose, tear around and get what needs to be done, done.”
― King Kong vs. Tarzan
― King Kong vs. Tarzan
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