Roskzor

“He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

“Alliance - In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.”
― Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary and Other Works

“Education, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.”
― Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.”
― Ambrose Bierce