Sonia Williams

“[I have to do some research.] “Fine, but can ye no just use the Internet?” Buck asked. [What do you know about that?] “I’ve . . . heard of it.” [I can use it for lots of things, sure. But there are people who can find what you need faster than an old man pecking around a search engine.] “Yeah? Who?” [Librarians.] “Ohhh, aye. I’ve heard o’ them too. They always know where the secret room is with the treasure in it. They like tae go plumbing in there, if ye know what I mean.” [I don’t know what stories you’ve been hearing in Tír na nÓg, but that’s not what a librarian does. And neither do plumbers.]”
― Kevin Hearne, Ink & Sigil