Sonia Williams

“Or, more seriously, should you allow books to be damaged, death by librarian.”
― Ben Aaronovitch, Tales from the Folly

“Already old Fred’s face was creasing up in the soft expression of someone who has been mugged in Memory Lane.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“Although even then, it hadn’t been because he hadn’t wanted to learn—just that he hadn’t wanted to learn what had been set on the plate in front of him that day.  The power to select his own plates had changed everything.”
― Lois McMaster Bujold, Knot of Shadows

“[I have to do some research.] “Fine, but can ye no just use the Internet?” Buck asked. [What do you know about that?] “I’ve . . . heard of it.” [I can use it for lots of things, sure. But there are people who can find what you need faster than an old man pecking around a search engine.] “Yeah? Who?” [Librarians.] “Ohhh, aye. I’ve heard o’ them too. They always know where the secret room is with the treasure in it. They like tae go plumbing in there, if ye know what I mean.” [I don’t know what stories you’ve been hearing in Tír na nÓg, but that’s not what a librarian does. And neither do plumbers.]”
― Kevin Hearne, Ink & Sigil