Sonia Williams

“because like all librarians, his sense of humour is different to that of lesser mortals.”
― Jodi Taylor, The Good, the Bad and the History

“People flock in, nevertheless, in search of answers to those questions only librarians are considered to be able to answer, such as ‘Is this the laundry?’ ‘How do you spell surreptitious?’ and, on a regular basis: ‘Do you have a book I remember reading once? It had a red cover and it turned out they were twins.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

“Already old Fred’s face was creasing up in the soft expression of someone who has been mugged in Memory Lane.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“Teenagers were the absolute worst. It was like an alien had come to earth one day, picked up my loving boy, and replaced him with a stinky, hairy mutant. Someone should’ve warned me.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Madness