Jenni

“You can't brace yourself for famine if you've never known hunger.”
― David Sedaris

“For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I had to give it up. Throughout the next twenty-two years I lay still and discovered that after a few minutes I could drop off with no problem. Follow seven beers with a couple of scotches and a thimble of good marijuana, and it’s funny how sleep just sort of comes on its own. Often I never even made it to the bed. I’d squat down to pet the cat and wake up on the floor eight hours later, having lost a perfectly good excuse to change my clothes. I’m now told that this is not called “going to sleep” but rather “passing out,” a phrase that carries a distinct hint of judgment.”
― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

“The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.”
― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest