Jamison Border

“You want sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.”
― David Wong, What the Hell Did I Just Read

“But you’re not anymore, are you? Now you’re management! A suppurating bourgeois fistula of oppression!” “Bourgeois fistula! Bourgeois fistula!” the rest of the dolphins chimed in unison. “Not going to lie, I appreciate your way with words,” I said. “Don’t condescend to us, you ambulatory collection of skin tags,” Who Gives a Shit said. “If you’re just going to continue your uncle’s repressive labor policies, you can fuck off right into the sun.” “Sun fucking! Sun fucking!”
― John Scalzi, Starter Villain

“For a smart person to argue with a dumb person, they have to dumb down their logic on the fly, while the dumb person thinks in dumb logic naturally, giving them an advantage.”
― Scott Meyer, Spell or High Water

“Peace of mind is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it.”
― Scott Hawkins, The Library at Mount Char