Risa

“I don’t think my Dad was ready for me to come back home, either. I think it had been a long time since he was forced to make conversation at the kitchen table over coffee, especially with the person who had been canceling out his vote in every single election since the mid-eighties.”
― Laurie Notaro

“Life sucks when you find out Superman’s a jerk.”
― lisa turner

“I love diet soda; when I drink juice or regular soda it makes my blood sugar spike and I act like a cracked out Rachael Ray, but without the helpful household tips.”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“The thing about mass transportation is that it transports the masses.”
― Jen Lancaster, Bright Lights, Big Ass