Risa

“Life sucks when you find out Superman’s a jerk.”
― lisa turner

“I love diet soda; when I drink juice or regular soda it makes my blood sugar spike and I act like a cracked out Rachael Ray, but without the helpful household tips.”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“To paraphrase W.C. Fields, the bastard drove me to drink and I forgot to thank him”
― Jinx Schwartz

“The thing about mass transportation is that it transports the masses.”
― Jen Lancaster, Bright Lights, Big Ass