Anthony

“You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!”
― James Dashner, The Maze Runner

“I sent a lot of publishing ideas to my publisher, about 30 of them. Each time except 3, i got a "rejection letter". This is basically what a rejection letter is like:

Hello Pathetic Moron,

We read your book. It sucked. Don't send us another one. If you do, we will run over your grandmother with a bus. Don't Do It.

From, Your Publisher”
― James Dashner

“Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy?”
― James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

“I'm either really, really brave or really, really stupid.”
― James Dashner, The Journal of Curious Letters