Laura Dekok

“two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef? What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. Do you know where you get water from? Well... There’s not much training for garbage collectors. They just pick things up as they go. I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it was just a bug going around. How do you get a good price on a sled? You have toboggan. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor. What word starts with “E” and has only one letter in it? Envelope.”
― Charles Timmerman, Funster 600+ Funniest Dad Jokes Book: Overloaded with family-friendly groans, chuckles, chortles, guffaws, and belly laughs