Lauren

“Are you always a smartass?'

Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

“We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
― Douglas Adams

“But the helmet had gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt like a class traitor every time he wore it. He hated being thought of as one of those people that wore stupid ornamental armor. It was gilt by association.”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch