Bertucho Carapucho

“If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?”
― Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time

“She had blue skin,
And so did he.
He kept it hid
And so did she.
They searched for blue
Their whole life through,
Then passed right by-
And never knew.”
― Shel Silverstein, Every Thing on It

“The idea of 10 dimensions might sound exciting, but they would cause real problems if you forget where you parked your car.”
― Stephen Hawking, The Grand Design

“I respect everything I make fun of.”
― John Waters