Tania

“Okay, you're right; she's so hot I could walk on three legs every time I see her."

"Now you're talkin'."

"I'll break your back and chop off your legs if you call her."

"That's my boy!”
― Linda Howard, Dying to Please

“I told you, we haven't had sex! It was just a kiss." Like the Viper was just a car, and Mount
Everest was just a hill.”
― Linda Howard, Mr. Perfect

“FIRST YOU PILLAGE, THEN YOU BURN. THOSE WHO DO NOT COMPLY WILL BE SUSPENDED FROM THE RAIDING TEAM.”
― Linda Howard, Mr. Perfect

“Well, you've done it now," was her sisterly
opening shot.
Jaine rubbed between her eyebrows; a definite headache was forming. After the exchange with
David, she waited to see where this one was going.
"I won't be able to hold up my head in church."
"Really? Oh, Shelley, I'm so sorry," Jaine said sweetly. "I didn't realize you have the dreaded
Limp Neck disease. When were you diagnosed?”
― Linda Howard, Mr. Perfect