Phorc Ewe

“Moi?", said I, in perfect fucking French.”
― Christopher Moore, Fool

“I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body."
"Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition."
"No, really. I'm trapped."
"Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?"
"That's just it - I've never shape-shifted."
"So you're not really a werewolf."
"Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?"
Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?”
― Carrie Vaughn, Kitty and the Midnight Hour

“Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.”
― Maya Angelou

“May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.”
― Robert A. Heinlein