Ryan Radunzel

“I prefer the Chinese restaurants that have the silverware on the table when you arrive, because there’s nothing more humiliating than starting with chopsticks and having to turn to the waiter and being like, “Uh, yeah, hi, uh, I’m too white. Do you have a shovel back there?”
― Jim Gaffigan, Food: A Love Story

“Prophecy is like a half-trained mule,” he complained to Jorah Mormont. “It looks as though it might be useful, but the moment you trust in it, it kicks you in the head.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

“In Wisconsin they have deep-fried cheese curds, which taste like French fries and heaven had a baby.”
― Jim Gaffigan, Food: A Love Story