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“Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffin's bay and end in Procter and Gamble's factory, Staten Island.”
― How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes
― How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes
“Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same.”
― How to Attract the Wombat
― How to Attract the Wombat
“You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.”
― The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody: Great Figures of History Hilariously Humbled
― The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody: Great Figures of History Hilariously Humbled
“Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.”
― How to Attract the Wombat
― How to Attract the Wombat
“It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.”
― The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody: Great Figures of History Hilariously Humbled
― The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody: Great Figures of History Hilariously Humbled
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