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“There’s a reason toddlers are at peak cuteness. It’s because Nature knows that toddlerhood is when you are most likely to take your child to a public park and leave him there with a note that says, “I’m a little shit and they couldn’t take it anymore.”
― Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
― Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
“Pride should be reserved for something you achieve or obtain on your own, not something that happens by accident of birth. Being Irish isn't a skill... it's a fucking genetic accident. You wouldn't say I'm proud to be 5'11"; I'm proud to have a pre-disposition for colon cancer.”
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Paddy’s 2024 Year in Books
Take a look at Paddy’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
1,110 books
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35 friends
42 books
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8 friends
0 books
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26 friends
78 books
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22 friends
1 book
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2 friends
2 books
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12 friends
22 books
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3 friends
0 books
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89 friends
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