Adrian van Eeden

“They say the first thing to go when you’re old is your legs or your eyesight. It isn’t true. The first thing to go is parallel parking.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake

“It’s vital to remember who you really are. It’s very important. It isn’t a good idea to rely on other people or things to do it for you, you see. They always get it wrong.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

“So long as there are two men left on earth there will be war. [169]”
― Sol T. Plaatje, Mhudi

“I’m not going to ride on a magic carpet!” he hissed. “I’m afraid of grounds!” “You mean heights,” said Conina. “And stop being silly.” “I know what I mean! It’s the grounds that kill you!”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery