Sharon M Williams

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
― James Patterson, I Funny: A Middle School Story

“wanted that to be my bedroom,” he says. “It’d be so easy to sneak out at night to TP yards, egg cars, and punch people.” Yes, Stevie has an active social life.”
― James Patterson, I Funny: A Middle School Story

“A lot healthier than getting socked in the stomach. Especially if you had a big breakfast.”
― James Patterson, I Funny: A Middle School Story

“Yes, I have a very small and mostly nerdy fan club. And much to my amazement, it grows a little larger every day. Apparently, these new recruits liked what they saw of my act on YouTube (even though everybody wishes that doofus blocking the camera had a smaller head).”
― James Patterson, I Funny: A Middle School Story