Corey Bruns

“Few parents realize that when they teach their children to be quiet and pick up after themselves, they are preparing their child for a life of crime.”
― Scott Meyer, Grand Theft Astro

“Main purpose of PowerPoint is to slow communication down so the ideas are easier to catch.”
― Scott Meyer, The Authorities™

“How many of these rescue missions have you conducted anyway?” “More than I can count,” sniffed the general. “I see,” said Rex. “How many fingers am I holding up?”
― Robert Kroese, Starship Grifters

“Many noted that when mankind went to the stars and found no aliens there, they set about making themselves as alien as possible.”
― Scott Meyer, Master of Formalities