B

“If it isn’t snide or contemptuous, it isn’t worth the time to say it.”
― Wade Kelly, My Roommate's a Jock? Well, Crap!

“I am perfectly qualified to give you an injection. You're not going to tell me you're afraid of a little prick?"
"I wouldn't call you that...”
― Anthony Horowitz, Scorpia

“Aw, come on, admit it—you feel like Cinderella, don’t you?” “No, Darren, I don’t. And do you know why?” “No, sugar, you tell me why.” “Because I’m a man. I’ve got a big fat one and I like to fuck other guys.” Darren was laughing over the phone now, and it made Reece grin. “And Ben isn’t a prince, he’s a cop. A big, sexy cop who fucks like a machine. He’s a man. I’m a man. We’re men.” He nodded sharply. “Now fuck off. I’m arranging flowers.”
― L.A. Gilbert, Witness

“I didn't set fire to the building."
"No, but you did pull it into the river."
"That put the fire out!”
― Anthony Horowitz, Snakehead