Chris Galvin

“The waitress brought me another drink. She wanted to light my hurricane lamp again. I wouldn't let her.
"Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on?" she asked me.
"The big show is inside my head," I said.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

“Do you drink?"
"Of course,I just said I was a writer.”
― Stephen King

“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”
― Steve Martin