Ivan Pretorius

“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.”
― Dave Barry

“I may die young, but at least I'll die smart.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“There are some people who would never have fallen in love if they had not heard there was such a thing.”
― Francois La Rochefoucauld

“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.”
― Dave Barry