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“We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.”
― Jimmy Fallon

“Soul mates” is what you aim for, but soup snakes is what you get sometimes.”
― Mindy Kaling, Why Not Me?

“Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
― Mark Twain