August

“How did you die?"
"We er....drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

“Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds.”
― James Patterson, The Final Warning

“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
― Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

“In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world. Okay, not really. But there should be.”
― James Patterson, The Angel Experiment