Robyn

“The world was going crazy. Nothing left to do but hold on and yell “Wheee!” at strategic moments.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Triumphs

“Unlike your half-blood prince, this is a classic.” “Half-Blood Prince is a great book.” “Of course it is. What could be better than stories of clueless teenagers sent off to… Bale, what is that?” “What, this?” Lamar’s voice took on a sharp edge. “Is that a wand?” “It’s a stick.” “Are you pointing a wand at me?” “Who, me?” “Bale, if any Latin comes out of your mouth, it better be a litany of the saints, because I will end you.”
― Ilona Andrews, Iron and Magic

“The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!”
― Terry Moore

“One minute later we sat on the bed, staring at a plate on the floor with two chocolate chip cookies and a small puddle of honey. “I don’t think you understand the whole predatory cat thing,” Andrea informed me.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Triumphs