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"I feel like I’m staring down the barrel of Camus’ gun after he shot me" — Dec 06, 2025 12:52PM
"I feel like I’m staring down the barrel of Camus’ gun after he shot me" — Dec 06, 2025 12:52PM
“CUSTOMER: I’d like to buy this audiobook.
BOOKSELLER: Great.
CUSTOMER: Only, I don’t really like this narrator.
BOOKSELLER: Oh.
CUSTOMER: Do you have a selection of narrators to choose from? Ideally, I’d like Benedict Cumberbatch”
― More Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
BOOKSELLER: Great.
CUSTOMER: Only, I don’t really like this narrator.
BOOKSELLER: Oh.
CUSTOMER: Do you have a selection of narrators to choose from? Ideally, I’d like Benedict Cumberbatch”
― More Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
“I drive a motorbike, so there is the whiff of the grim reaper round every corner, especially in London.”
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“[on Martin Freeman playing Bilbo Baggins] It was great. I got to hang out with him, and I kept a straight face for a bit and then I started giggling because I know Martin, I don't know Bilbo. For Martin to be sitting there playing Bilbo is amazing. He's going to be amazing, he's going to be fantastic in this film.”
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