Nicholas Miller

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
― Douglas Adams

“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“If you don't have time to read, you don't have the time (or the tools) to write. Simple as that.”
― Stephen King