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“I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider said it was okay”
― This Book Is Full of Spiders
― This Book Is Full of Spiders
“Fine. Whatever. She’s so unpleasant. Beautiful, sure, but it’s like putting a dress on a badger. Pretty dress. Nice face. Still a badger.”
― Unclean Spirits
― Unclean Spirits
“Kidnapped by a vampire, death by a squid. How tragic.”
― Dinner with a Vampire
― Dinner with a Vampire
“Dialogue is a little bit jazz, a little bit hand-to-hand combat.”
― 250 Things You Should Know About Writing
― 250 Things You Should Know About Writing
“I'll just do a round around of the house and make sure the rest of the family are fast asleep. We don't want that sharp-nosed aunt of yours catching us when we find the diamonds." "What diamonds?" "Think positive for once...Which would you rather, diamonds or the remains of a murdered maidservant? It's all a question of attitude.”
― Smaragdgrün
― Smaragdgrün
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